Signs that you are going to be a civilian soon

1. Everytime someone asks you when you ORD, you reply with a "ORD LOH!"
2. You woke up at 1pm today, went to sleep at 1am.
3. You were online on MSN the whole day.
4. Nobody calls you at insane hours of the day, say 0545h, and shout "Company, Fall in for 5BX NOWWWWW!"
5. You realize the world is made up of many other beautiful colours other than green.
6. You find your muscles growing smaller due to too long a period not exercising.
7. You suddenly realize that you have nothing to do!
8. You don't need to ask permission to do things.
9. Nobody calls your name by mentioning your rank first.
10. You crave for your Pink IC.